Top 20 Rejected Names for This Blog Making a Pun on the Word ‘Seoul’

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By Mr. Motgol

Oh, Seoul, you tentacled leviathan! Your tendrils reach into every valley, islet, and far-flung corner of this nation. Nothing goes down in Korea without your stamp; every other prick in the country shrivels with shame. No one comes close to sizing up.

Where would we be without you?

When titling this blog, it was so tempting to pay tribute to your magnificence by turning a nifty pun from your glorious name! After all, you sound like so many words and syllables in English, that the temptation proved ALMOST too great. I mean, how hilarious and clever would it be???

My collaborators and I met to discuss the matter. We squabbled heatedly, with much jostling and even fisticuffs! In the end, such a tribute was denied. This was not due to lack of effort on my part. I, Mr. Motgol (always your humble servant), constructed a voluminous list of Seoul-related names, but alas, my cohorts (being utter rubes and Philistines) rejected them all.

But droop thine divine visage not! They live on in written form! Please allow me to happily present them right here and now for your (and everyone else’s) perusal:

1. HUFFING GASEOULINE

2. CONSEOULIDATED LOANS

3. SEOULITARY CONFINEMENT

4. INSEOULENT PRICKS

5. NEO-ISEOULATIONISM

6. SO SEOULLY, MISTER

7. THE FINAL SEOULUTION

8. NO SKIN CANCER DUE TO THE PARASEOUL

9. SEOULSEOUL DISTORTION

10. TEN MINUTE DRUM SEOUL-O

11. NOT WATER SEOULUABLE

12. ADDICTED TO SEOULVENTS

13. CYBER SEOULILOQUIES

14. DISSEOULVED IN URINE

15. TIERRA, VIENTO Y SEOUL

16. SEOUL’D INTO WHITE SLAVERY

17. ONWARD AGNOSTIC SEOULDIERS

18. WE SEOULED OUR SEOULS FOR ROCK AND ROLL

19. SEMISEOULID STOOL

20. COMPLETE AND UTTER ASS-SEOULS

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11 comments

  1. Mr. Motgol, don’t you remember Eddie Murphy’s Coming to America?

    “You can be all the things you’ve always wanted to be
    Beautiful, sexy, easy as 1-2-3:
    Just let your Seoul glow, just let it shine through
    Just let your Seeoouuul glow, Baby, feeling oh so silky smooth”

    – Seoul Glo

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